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Summary Beverly asks Bernice if she knows anything about Grandma ma’s past. The coma bound Grandma-ma recalls her past in a series of flashbacks that involves a tortured romance with two characters who look and sound a lot like Cornfed…

Summary Duckman inherits a minor league baseball team as the dying wish of the owner who is trying to keep the team from hands of a banker. To boost attendance he stages a series of stunts, that humiliate and scare…

Summary Cornfed leaves for a much needed vacation. While he is away, Duckman becomes mesmerized by a black model/private eye who quickly gets him involved in a world of murder, power, lust and every black exploitation cliché that exists with…

Summary Duckman and Cornfed become plumbers and their first job takes them to a society gathering in a mansion. While not doing his job, Duckman discovers that the cursed “Sharon Stone” is missing; he and Cornfed try to recover the…

Summary Duckman plans a big poker for the evening. Unfortunately before the game his obnoxious Uncle Mo arrives and claims he is dying. To avoid the curse that befell his cousin, Duckman tries to wait on him hand and foot.…

Summary Bernice travels to Washington to assume her new role as Congresswoman. Duckman spots a woman who happens to look like Beatrice, but gets hit by a bus. It turns out that she is Beatrice and Bernice’s long lost triplet.…

Summary Duckman takes the family and Cornfed out for dinner. The karaoke machine comes out and Bernice’s rantings against Duckman are heard by a record company big wig. He markets her as an Alanis Morrisette type of singing sensation; however,…

Summary Duckman and the gang travel to San Francisco to attend Dickcon 97. He thinks he is being honored with an “achievement” award. When he gets there, he encounters an old rival from detective school. The rival is running the…

Summary Duckman quests for friendship when Cornfed is the only guest at his surprise party. He begins hanging out at a coffee shop that is filled with a group of twentysomethings named Ditzi, Bobby, Sassy, Pete and Marion. Together they…

Summary Duckman and Cornfed are hired to perform surveillance on a laboratory that is performing experiments on intelligence formulas. Cornfed accidentally swallows a “Get Dumb” formula, that falls in with the plans of the scientist who created it. If Cornfed…