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Summary In a send up of the Paramount franchise, Eric Tiberius Duckman, captain of the starship Enterprise matches wits against the evil Khan Chicken. Our Take A full-on Star Trek riff that leans hard on Duckman being the worst possible…

Summary Convicted of fraud, Duckman is sentenced to 5,000 hours of community service. He is sent to a dangerous inner city high school, located a half a block from his house, where he becomes a substitute teacher and it turns…

Summary Cornfed undergoes analysis and relates this tale about Duckman seeing the ghost of his uncle who says that Duckman’s father was murdered by King Chicken. Duckman hangs with Bernice and King Chicken while pretending to be crazy. Cornfed realizes…

Summary Mambo is caught with a cigarette in his mouth; Bernice takes action in Congress. A tobacco company CEO invites her and the family to enjoy the hospitality of the tobacco industry. When Bernice won’t change her position, they are…

Summary Duckman sells his identity to the Variecom corporation for $1000, which he immediately spends. Unable to use his own name or image, he is left penniless. He even tries to become a Duckman impersonator, until he is “downsized”. Then…

Summary The family goes on a dream holiday camping trip. At the park, they run into Fluffy and Uranus who are also on holiday. However, Duckman quickly puts them to work and gets himself banished from the campground. He takes…

Summary Cornfed invites Beverly to join him on a trip to his Aunt’s catfish ranch. Duckman, jealous of Cornfed’s interest in Bev, tags along for the ride. After getting the ranch hands fired, Duckman and the gang must help the…

Summary Duckman purchases a mail order bride, from Tetzloff; however, she’s really a jungle savage. With Cornfed’s help, they attempt to civilize her a’la My Fair Lady. He asks for her hand in marriage on a “Surprise Proposals” episode of…

Summary Duckman backs his car into a cute girl in front the house. Finding out that she is on her own, Beverly and the family invite her to stay; however, Beverly becomes the victim when Tami tries to takeover a…

Summary Duckman needs a new kidney. To get one requires a donation from a blood relative. He searches for his father, who he thought was cryogenically frozen. Instead he discovers that the man he thought was his father, wasn’t. Using…