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Summary Duckman takes the family and the staff on a holiday to a real Indian reservation, with a casino. While there, a psychiatrist notices Duckman and the rest of the family’s overall self destructive behavior. She offers them treatment that…

Summary Cornfed along with Charles and Mambo prepare the ultimate aphrodisiac for Duckman to turn his love life around. They give him a limited amount of the potion, but he quickly replicates it in huge batches. Now he has more…

Summary Duckman finds an old high school classmate who’s been homeless due to something Duckman did to him 20 years ago. Duckman’s attempts to help only make things worse. Our Take This is a heavier episode than usual for Duckman,…

Summary Duckman and Cornfed hire a college intern for the agency. The intern undermines Cornfed’s reputation and indulges Duckman’s self destructive behavior. Duckman must choose between his flashy new assistant (who may be trying to kill him) and his old…

Summary Duckman is imprisoned for killing Fluffy and Uranus, again. However, he is accidentally sent to a women’s prison. A dream of his comes true! In fact Duckman fits in quite well and becomes the star attraction in the warden’s…

Summary With the Father & Son Games coming up, Duckman looks for an alternative to competing with Ajax. He spots a more than adequate replacement in recording artist Coolio, who’s returned to school to replace his high school diploma. Coolio…

Summary Annoyed with the current state of the film industry, Duckman goes to Hollywood to demand his $7 back. Instead, he falls into the plot of a soon to-be deposed studio executive, a man who’s looking for a patsy to…

Summary Duckman and Bernice go to meet the parent’s of Ajax’s girlfriend. The parents turn out to be “King” Chicken and his wife; surprisingly for the moment he and Duckman make up. Bernice and the “King” also mend their fence;…

Summary Through a unique combination of chemicals, Duckman gets a rare blood disease that causes him to grow several inches each time he gets angry and rants & raves. Realizing that he can’t control himself after growing several feet, Duckman…

Summary Duckman and the neighbors get together to form an association after another neighborhood association appears to be getting preferential treatment from the city. Duckman is elected head of the association and he becomes Patton like as the two neighborhood…