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Summary A young child is related the tale of how Duckman and Bernice led a nationwide division of sexes, all this because of his ad for lingerie. Duckman and the men move to the west coast. Bernice and the woman…

Summary A parody of the Hope/Crosby Road pictures is done in this episode as Duckman and Cornfed act as chaperones for Ajax’s class trip to the Sudan. Ajax is kidnapped. Duckman and Cornfed must rescue Ajax from a Sultan, his…

Summary Duckman is cast in a hospital educational film with Joe Walsh; for his part he is put into a MRI chamber. The film crew is thrown out of the lab and Duckman forgotten. Left too long in the chamber,…

Summary A Grandma-ma look-a-like robber switches places with the her to make an escape. Duckman suspects that Grandma-ma isn’t quite herself, of course no one believes him. The Agnes reveals herself and holds the family hostage. Our Take A decent…

Summary Ajax is abducted by redneck aliens and taken to a planet where Duckman is praised as a deity and Ajax revered as “The son of Dod”. Our Take Middle of the road. Watchable, but you’ll forget the details by…

Summary Ajax opens a rift in the time/space continuum with his clock radio. Duckman discovers from a future version of himself that his future hinges on Charles and Mambo’s tuba recital. Unfortunately Duckman tries to use these visits from his…

Summary (Willabald Feivel) Cornfed finds out from his father via a documentary cowritten with Ken Burns, that he has a genetic disease that gives him a choice, either lose his virginity, or die in 24 hours. Duckman tries to help…

Summary Former comedian Iggy Catalpa hires Duckman to investigate a conspiracy where the only evidence is a sock missing from his laundry. The conspirators capture Duckman and brainwash him into killing the only one who can stop them, Cornfed. Our…

Summary Charles and Mambo are in love and look to Duckman for advice. He tells them a Bridges of Madison County esque story of how he and their mother met and fell in love. Our Take A surprisingly sincere hour…

Summary Duckman and group win a trip to a third world country. Duckman starts a revolution with his ranting and gets placed into power where he becomes as corrupt as the last ruling party. This requires Cornfed to form a…