Days of Whining and Neurosis
Summary Duckman & Cornfed go undercover into an exclusive celebrity filled health spa to investigate one of the support groups. Our Take Fine. Just fine. Duckman has better hours than this one.
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Married Alive
Summary Bernice returns home with news that she is getting married to a self made billionaire who plans to take her and the kids away with him to Europe, leaving Duckman alone. Our Take Serviceable television, it advances the story…
Papa Oom M.O.W. M.O.W.
Summary While trying to grab a couple of women in the ass, Duckman saves the president’s life. When this fact is later revealed, Duckman tries to capitalize on his sleazy image. Our Take A mixed bag: some good moves, some…
Joking the Chicken
Summary A group of comedians hire Duckman to stop a pathetic mild mannered politically correct chicken whose “clean” stand up routine becomes a comedy sensation. The chicken’s routines are funny to everyone except Duckman, who soon discovers the source of…
About Face
Summary Duckman calls 911 in an emergency and falls in love with the voice on the other end of the line. When they meet, her looks leave a whole lot to be desired. Then she gets a complete makeover that…
American Dick
Summary The Duckman detective agency, the only agency not affected by the nationwide detective strike, becomes the focus of TV show American Dicks who are looking to solve their 100th case. Eventually, Duckman gets a case; the mission is to…
Cellar Beware
Summary Bernice decides they’re going to act together as a family. For their first activity together, she invites the neighbors over for the monthly meeting of the block association. When a home security expert shows up, his pitch gets Duckman…
It’s the Thing of the Principal
Summary Bernice is worried about Ajax, who’s not been eating and has been sent to the principal every day this week. Duckman and Cornfed go undercover in the school to find out what’s up with Ajax. It turns out that…
Not So Easy Riders
Summary Duckman receives a letter from the IRS. The IRS agent is tough and Duckman is given 24 hours to pay $29,587.42 in back taxes. After asking his family for help and being rejected and lectured, Duckman tries anything. When…
A Civil War
Summary Duckman is jealous when everyone showers Cornfed with their attention, so he fires him while working their next case, which involves the “murder” of the owner of a Steak and Waffle on a Stick factory. Our Take Serviceable television,…