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Summary Steven goes to the lighthouse to watch scary movies with Ronaldo, Lars and Sadie. Our Take This one leans hard on the Lars and Ronaldo dynamic, and if you don’t care about their history, the episode drags. The lighthouse…

Summary Steven and Amethyst try out life on the road. Our Take A quiet road trip episode that turns out to be one of the season’s more revealing hours, digging into Amethyst’s insecurities with real patience. The comedic bits at…

Summary Steven learns that Garnet can see into the future and becomes curious about the possible dangers that lurk around him. Our Take It’s a thin premise stretched over eleven minutes, with Steven’s sudden paranoia playing more repetitive than funny.…

Summary Steven finds out that his mission to the Lunar Sea Spire was a test and demands a new quest. Our Take The season’s low point so far: contrived situations, thin motivation, and a shrug of an ending.

Summary The Gems try to teach Steven to use his fusion powers. Our Take Skippable unless you’re a completist. The season recovers after this.

Summary Steven thinks he sees something creepy traversing the warp streams and the Gems try to ease his paranoia. Our Take Solid, satisfying television. The season’s engine keeps turning and the character work pays.

Summary Lion lays on Steven’s face while he sleeps. Our Take A carefully constructed episode with more hits than misses. Worth your time.

Summary Steven grows a patch of watermelons and discovers a new power. Our Take A light, silly episode that leans hard on absurdity, and mostly gets away with it. The sentient watermelon gags are genuinely funny, and Steven’s obliviousness to…

Summary Steven imagines what garnet does before she returns. Our Take Skippable unless you’re a completist. The season recovers after this.

Summary Steven convinces the Gems to act as his mother. Our Take A solid sitcom-style episode that leans on awkward comedy rather than action, and mostly pulls it off. The dinner scene is genuinely funny in a cringey way, with…