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Summary Steven and Connie want a new ending to a beloved book series, so Steven takes them into Rose’s Room to reenact it. Our Take A sweet idea that never quite finds its footing. The Rose’s Room recreations get a…
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Summary Steven and Connie want a new ending to a beloved book series, so Steven takes them into Rose’s Room to reenact it. Our Take A sweet idea that never quite finds its footing. The Rose’s Room recreations get a…
Summary After defeating Jasper and Peridot, Steven has trouble telling Connie about his most recent adventure. Our Take This one leans hard on Steven’s phone gimmick, and the repetitive notifications get stale fast. The core idea, a kid avoiding a…
Summary Steven is in outer space as he meets new gems and tries to make his way around the ship. Our Take A loud, satisfying climax that pays off the season’s slow build, with the Garnet reveal landing harder than…
Summary Steven teams up with a new ally to rescue the Gems. Our Take A rare episode that plays things completely straight, and the sudden weight of it lands pretty well. Jasper makes a genuinely intimidating first impression, and the…
Summary The Gems cause a power outage in Beach City, and Steven helps Mayor Dewey do damage control. Our Take This is mostly a holding pattern before the season finale, with Steven chauffeuring Mayor Dewey around while Beach City sweats…
Summary Steven and the Gems try to retrieve a message from the Wailing Stone. Our Take Middle of the road. Watchable, but you’ll forget the details by next episode.
Summary Steven joins Pearl on a special mission to a place that belonged to Rose-Quartz. Our Take Middle of the road. Watchable, but you’ll forget the details by next episode.
Summary Steven and the Gems encounter another droid from space. Our Take A fun midseason pit stop that finally nudges the Homeworld plot forward after weeks of low-stakes one-offs. The marble droids are creepy in a good way, and the…
Summary A garage sale reunites Greg and Amethyst with their favorite cheesy sitcom – Lil’ Butler. Our Take Solid, satisfying television. The season’s engine keeps turning and the character work pays.
Summary Steven has to get Connie home before it snows. Our Take A cozy, low-stakes episode that leans on Garnet’s future vision to replay the same snowy drive a few different ways. The structure is fun at first but wears…