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Summary Bernice is worried about Ajax, who’s not been eating and has been sent to the principal every day this week. Duckman and Cornfed go undercover in the school to find out what’s up with Ajax. It turns out that…

Summary Duckman receives a letter from the IRS. The IRS agent is tough and Duckman is given 24 hours to pay $29,587.42 in back taxes. After asking his family for help and being rejected and lectured, Duckman tries anything. When…

Summary Duckman is jealous when everyone showers Cornfed with their attention, so he fires him while working their next case, which involves the “murder” of the owner of a Steak and Waffle on a Stick factory. Our Take Serviceable television,…

Summary Duckman receives a letter offering Ajax a chance to go to a boarding school for gifted children. After visiting Ajax’s current school, Duckman decides that Ajax must go to the boarding school. The family begins to miss Ajax’s presence.…

Summary Duckman receives the adrenal gland of a daredevil via a transplant at an amusement park clinic. The new gland gives him loads of confidence. Our Take A mixed bag: some good moves, some filler. Duckman running at cruising speed.

Summary Feeling inadequate and hard up, Duckman gets a bill job. The detectives then get a job researching the lives of two large breasted women, but Duckman runs away from it. Seeking further help, takes him into his psyche where…

Summary A comment Duckman makes at the unveiling of a new supercomputer, named Loretta, makes the world a better place to live in, for a while anyway. Our Take A transition episode that sets up more than it delivers. Necessary,…

Summary Duckman is hired by a televangelist to find a missing painting and has a near death experience after being captured and suffocated with cellophane. Our Take A mixed bag: some good moves, some filler. Duckman running at cruising speed.

Summary Feeling underappreciated by his family, Duckman hunts down the man mailing him bombs thinking he’s the only one who cares. Our Take Middle of the road. Watchable, but you’ll forget the details by next episode.

Summary One half of Vivian and Lily’s old rival synchronized swimming team is eaten by a shark during a show, which provides Vivian and Lily with an opportunity to revive their career. Our Take Solid, satisfying television. The season’s engine…