Season Guide
Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man — Season 3
Season 3 Review
Season 3 of Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man premiered 1996-01-06 and ran 20 episodes through 1996-07-06.
Episodes
1
SummaryFeeling "creatively obligated by a film-noir parody", Cornfed calls their new client "a dame", whose name is Tamara La Boinque. Later he confesses to a priest about betraying his partner,…
2
SummaryDuckman is slapped with a sexual harassment charge by the French nanny that Bernice has hired to tutor the boys. It seems the nanny isn't who she appears to be.…
3
SummaryThe family makes plans to put Grandma-ma in a rest home. While taking her there, Duckman gets distracted and loses track of her. Grandma-ma embarks on a flatulent adventure and…
4
SummaryDuckman again foils King Chicken's plot for revenge. This time King Chicken has produced a product that makes everything beautiful, everything except Duckman. The only problem being is that this…
5
SummaryBernice, Duckmans sister-in-law, decides she wants to have a child of her own. After trying the dating scene she decides to give artificial insemination a go. Due to a mis-communication…
6
SummaryDuckman gets placed in a mental institution after pleading temporary insanity to a charge of public ranting. He likes the strict regimentation of the institution (compared to the anarchy and…
7
SummaryAfter the city gets attacked by one of Duckmans over-inflated dolls, the city decides to have an emergency drill where all the residents go underground till the drill passes. Duckman…
8
SummaryDuckman and group win a trip to a third-world country. Duckman starts a revolution with his ranting and gets placed into power where he becomes as corrupt as the last…
9
SummaryCharles and Mambo are in love and look to Duckman for advice. He tells them a Bridges of Madison County-esque story of how he and their mother met and fell…
10
SummaryFormer comedian Iggy Catalpa hires Duckman to investigate a conspiracy where the only evidence is a sock missing from his laundry. The conspirators capture Duckman and brainwash him into killing…
11
Summary(Willabald Feivel) Cornfed finds out from his father via a documentary co-written with Ken Burns, that he has a genetic disease that gives him a choice, either lose his virginity,…
12
SummaryAjax opens a rift in the time/space continuum with his clock radio. Duckman discovers from a future version of himself that his future hinges on Charles and Mambo's tuba recital.…
13
SummaryAjax is abducted by redneck aliens and taken to a planet where Duckman is praised as a deity and Ajax revered as "The son of Dod".Our TakeMiddle-of-the-road. Watchable, but you'll…
14
SummaryA Grandma-ma look-a-like robber switches places with the her to make an escape. Duckman suspects that Grandma-ma isn't quite herself, of course no one believes him. The Agnes reveals herself…
15
SummaryDuckman is cast in a hospital educational film with Joe Walsh; for his part he is put into a MRI chamber. The film crew is thrown out of the lab…
16
SummaryA parody of the Hope/Crosby Road pictures is done in this episode as Duckman and Cornfed act as chaperones for Ajax's class trip to the Sudan. Ajax is kidnapped. Duckman…
17
SummaryA young child is related the tale of how Duckman and Bernice led a nationwide division of sexes, all this because of his ad for lingerie. Duckman and the men…
18
SummaryDuckman and the neighbors get together to form an association after another neighborhood association appears to be getting preferential treatment from the city. Duckman is elected head of the association…
19
SummaryThrough a unique combination of chemicals, Duckman gets a rare blood disease that causes him to grow several inches each time he gets angry and rants & raves. Realizing that…
20
SummaryDuckman and Bernice go to meet the parent's of Ajax's girlfriend. The parents turn out to be "King" Chicken and his wife; surprisingly for the moment he and Duckman make…