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Steven and the Stevens

Summary Steven needs a musical partner for an upcoming show, so he uses a time travel device to recruit himself as the perfect bandmate. Our Take A strong episode with a couple of wobbles, but Steven Universe keeps its grip…

Joking Victim

Summary Steven works at the Big Donut when Lars leaves Sadie with all the work. Our Take A mixed bag: some good moves, some filler. Steven Universe running at cruising speed.

Coach Steven

Summary Against Pearl’s wishes, Steven becomes determined to get stronger after watching Garnet and Amethyst fuse into the mighty Sugilite. Our Take Fine. Just fine. Steven Universe has better hours than this one.

Rose’s Room

Summary Steven’s desire for some alone time unlocks a new room in the temple that answers his every wish. Our Take A masterclass episode, confident, surprising, and completely earned.

Beach Party

Summary After a battle damages the Fish Stew Pizza sign, the Gems are banned from the restaurant, so Steven throws a cookout on the beachside to mend the relationship between the Pizza family and the Gems. Our Take Very good,…

Lion 2: The Movie

Summary Steven and Connie try to ride Lion to the movie theater, but Lion (unfortunately) has other plans. Our Take Fine. Just fine. Steven Universe has better hours than this one.

Steven the Sword Fighter

Summary Pearl’s attempt to teach Steven the art of sword fighting using a holographic version of herself goes awry when she gets injured and has to retreat into her gem to heal. Our Take Fine. Just fine. Steven Universe has…

Onion Trade

Summary A toy trade between Steven and Onion escalates into epic proportions. Our Take A miss. The writing strains, the pacing drags, and the hour mostly fills time.

Lars and the Cool Kids

Summary Steven and Lars get to hang out with the cool kids (Jenny Pizza, Buck Dewey, and Sour Cream) in town, but their teenage shenanigans get them into magical trouble. Our Take An off episode. Even great shows stub their…

So Many Birthdays

Summary After learning that the Gems are thousands of years old, Steven decides to make up for all the birthdays they’ve missed. Our Take An off episode. Even great shows stub their toes; this is Steven Universe’s stubbed toe.