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After Dick insults his students, he has to go through sensitivity training; Harry goes to Mrs. Dubcek’s daughters high school reunion. Officer Don helps Tommy with his driving.

Mary wants to join a high society club and drags Dick along for the ride; Tommy starts hanging out with some high school toughs.

Asserting his manhood, Dick joins Harry at a strip joint; Sally and Tommy duel in a long running Monopoly battle.

After accidentally hitting a chipmunk, Dick becomes an animal rights activist; Tommy gets in trouble with August again; Harry joins the Boy Scouts.

Dick becomes afraid that his romance with Dr. Albright is growing stale; Tommy gets tired of his girlfriend August being perfect at everything she does; Sally and Harry switch jobs at home.

A Frenchman asks an unwitting Sally to marry him so that he can remain in the country. Tommy discovers he has a talent for flower arranging and styling. Dick is inspired to discuss marriage with Albright.

While helping Mary, Dick falls and sprains his ankle. Mary feels responsible and Dick takes advantage of Mary and the rest of the family. Tommy has to sell candy bars for his physical education class and Harry builds a tree…

Dick directs Romeo & Juliet at Tommy’s school and drives everyone crazy; Dick talks Sally into having Officer Don try to fix Mary’s traffic tickets.

Dick, upset that Mary got a prime parking space and he didn’t, quits his job. Harry loses his memory and becomes paranoid thinking aliens are taking over the world.

The Solomon’s experience their first Christmas on Earth. Harry and Sally discover the true meaning of Christmas at the mall, where they get jobs. But Dick turns curmudgeonly. Tommy tries to find the perfect present for August.