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Dick is terrified when it comes to getting the required physical exam for the college; Sally and Tommy babysit Dr. Albright’s house on Halloween night in order to protect it from getting tricked.

Dick meets Dr. Albright’s parents and end up getting close with them; Sally decides to move in with Nina when she goes over with Harry and Tommy to help Nina move.

Dr. Albright and Dick wage a prank war with each other; Sally forgets all about Officer Don when she meets a Yoga instructor. Meanwhile, Tommy reluctantly joins a band with some of the school bullies and Harry gets to be…

Dick tries to explain the appearance of his ‘wife’ to a disgusted Mary, who dumps him. Meanwhile, Officer Don arrests Tommy when he confesses to being responsible for the crop circles in the nearby field.

Sally, Harry and Tommy return with the Big Giant Head’s niece, Janet, who Dick is expected to marry.

Tommy is the third of the family to have a nightmare but luckily doesn’t take the pills Dick and Sally are on. When Dick and Sally are sober again they’re informed they are all going back to the home planet…

Dick experiences his first nightmare and the Solomons think he’s gone mad. A psychologist gives him pills that make him mellow. Later Sally also has a nightmare and also ends up high on pills. Tommy and Harry desperately try to…

A shy and brainy librarian is attracted to Dick, while Sally realizes why she’s attracted to Officer Don. Meanwhile, Tommy and Harry write a “killer” episode of The X-Files.

Sally becomes a pseudo celebrity when she beats up Mark Hamill in a restaurant, and Dick becomes jealous while Tommy’s school life is affected by Sally’s newfound fame. As Sally’s assistant, Harry becomes obsessed with keeping Sally on top.

Nina refuses to work as Dick’s assistant anymore so he brings in Harry; Sally experiences her first tea party with a little girl then takes up ballet.