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Summary *This is a campus wide reminder.* All student flyers must be approved by God U administrators before they are posted to community bulletin boards. Please submit all text and graphics to the Office of Student Life ATTN: Stacey, at…
Summary Think you’re a history buff? Think again! Even a know it-all will learn a thing or two in the God U Archives. To book a six hour educational adventure led by the world’s best archivist, contact [email protected] Our Take…
Summary Welcome to a new year at God U! Check out all the super security upgrades around campus! Hear from our new fearless leader, Dean Cipher, during a special welcome assembly! Reunite with old friends in our brand new Victoria…
Summary If you or a human loved one have been injured or killed while working at Godolkin University, you may be entitled to financial compensation. Hundreds of human employees have been victimized by Godolkin students, but the law offices of…
Summary Calling all God U #Hometeamers! Today we’re protesting Socialist Victoria Neuman’s town hall on campus! Let’s show Neuman and her Supe hating woke mob that we won’t put up with their anti-Superhero agenda! THEY WILL NOT CONTROL US! #MakeAmericaSuperAgain…
Summary The Godolkin University School of Crimefighting is excited to announce its newest course offering: THE PSYCHOLOGY OF SUPERVILLAINS! By studying the most well known example of a supervillain, Soldier Boy, the course will investigate what makes a superhero go…
Summary REWARD! Last night, The Incredible Steve attended an off campus party where his penis was lost. He just wants it back, so his family is offering a $10,000 REWARD for its safe return, no questions asked. Please contact the…
Summary The Godolkin University Police Department is seeking any information on the person or persons who violated the Polarity statue in the groin/genital area last night outside the School of Crimefighting. If you have any information, please contact @GodUPD. Our…
Summary You’re invited to the #ThinkBrink Memorial Gala and Fundraiser tonight at Godolkin University! Make sure to dress your best when the doors open at 7PM and you hit the red carpet! Then join the world’s hottest superheroes and celebrities…
Summary The Godolkin University Mental Health Hotline would like to remind students at this difficult time that you are not alone. You might be bulletproof on the outside, but you’re not on the inside. Our caring staff is trained to…