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Dick, upset that Mary got a prime parking space and he didn’t, quits his job. Harry loses his memory and becomes paranoid thinking aliens are taking over the world.

The Solomon’s experience their first Christmas on Earth. Harry and Sally discover the true meaning of Christmas at the mall, where they get jobs. But Dick turns curmudgeonly. Tommy tries to find the perfect present for August.

Dick gets upset after he discovers that Mary has asked another professor to emcee the fund raiser she is organizing and decides that he is funny enough to be the Master of Ceremonies. Meanwhile, Harry loses his beloved coat, and…

Thanksgiving is an alien concept for the Solomons; it’s an annoyance for Sally (who must cook), and an onus on Tommy. But Harry finds romance.

Mrs. Dubcek wants the Solomon’s to babysit her grandson for a bit and things get out of hand when Sally becomes obsessed. Meanwhile, Mary makes the mistake of asking Dick to babysit her fish.

Sally meet a guy at a gay bar and falls for him; Tommy is accepted into a school for geniuses.

Dick can’t understand the big deal about Homecoming then he discovers the meaning of school spirit; Sally decides that she needs a best girlfriend.

Harry runs for the city council while Mary and Dick have conflicts about how and why to vote for a candidate.

Mary has problems with the relationship with Dick being out in the open; Sally decides that she wants to be a cop.

The Solomon’s tell Sally she needs to get intimate with her boyfriend Mr. Randall. Romantic woes between Sally and Randell don’t deter Harry from signing up with a dating service. August tests Tommy’s loyalty.