Archives Episodes

Chapter 6: Shame Is a Lower Vibration than Anger

Summary Knight Hawk finds out more about Marvelous Man’s secret life, and the truth about his death. The Mellow Devil drug ravages the streets. Our Take Fine. Just fine. The Guardians of Justice has better hours than this one.

Chapter 5: When Guardians Fall in Love

Summary A visit to Golden Goddess’ lair leaves Knight Hawk undone. Motion Blur comes forward with shocking information about the “god killer” bullet. Our Take Fine. Just fine. The Guardians of Justice has better hours than this one.

Chapter 4: You Can Own the Word “Justice”

Summary As the public loses faith, Knight Hawk’s interrogations uncover more of the Guardians’ buried secrets. Sparks fly between the Speed and Awesome Man. Our Take A transition episode that sets up more than it delivers. Necessary, not thrilling.

Chapter 3: Anubis and How I Learned to Love the Nuke

Summary Anubis terrorists leave a gruesome trail of destruction while greedy for control world leaders move toward nuclear war. The Guardians suffer painful losses. Our Take Fine. Just fine. The Guardians of Justice has better hours than this one.

Chapter 2: A Mentally Shattered Megalomaniac

Summary As crime and chaos spin out of control, Knight Hawk starts to investigate the “god killer” bullet and Marvelous Man’s mysterious demise. Our Take An off episode. Even great shows stub their toes; this is The Guardians of Justice’s…

Chapter 1: It Was Murder, She Said!

Summary Forty years after he appeared in the sky to save humanity, Marvelous Man makes a televised address that shocks the world, and his Guardians of Justice. Our Take A miss. The writing strains, the pacing drags, and the hour…

The Fallout

Summary As the Bluths come together to unveil a wall, they once again discover that they deserve nothing more than to be saddled with each other forever. Our Take A miss. The writing strains, the pacing drags, and the hour…

Courting Disasters

Summary George and Lucille overestimate their new lawyer’s expertise in the courtroom. Two familiar faces testify, and a video sheds more light on the case. Our Take A miss. The writing strains, the pacing drags, and the hour mostly fills…

Saving for Arraignment Day

Summary As the trial kicks off, the Guilty Guys throw the family for a loop. Lucille learns surprising news about Dusty. George-Michael plots a distraction. Our Take Weak by Arrested Development’s standards, subplot padding with a thin throughline.