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Infidelity

Summary Hihi told John and Jane to take some space. John has been spending lots of time with his new friend, Bev. But what about Jane? Will John forget about all the fun they had together? Poor Jane! Bad, bad,…

Couples Therapy (Naked & Afraid)

Summary Oh, John. Oh, Jane. Our pair have been oh so bad at sharing and caring. Time to call in help — John and Jane, get ready for: COUPLES THERAPY, what a gas! Our Take The therapy framing gives Donald…

Do You Want Kids?

Summary It’s summertime, and John and Jane can’t wait to spend more time together. Join them in glamorous Lake Como as they drive cars, dodge bad guys, and chase after slippery Toby, whose naughty criminal ways have put them all…

Double Date

Summary John and Jane aren’t the only Smiths having fun. This time, meet Other John and Other Jane, another pair of Smiths, only they’re SUPER high risk. But will the whole gang together be too much of a good thing?…

First Vacation

Summary In their New York townhouse, in the bedroom, on the snowy slopes: John and Jane always have fun. And today, they’re off to the Italian Dolomites. Will John discover a new hobby? Will Jane make a new friend? Are…

Second Date

Summary John and Jane are all dressed up with somewhere to go: a sinister black tie event. But first, the Smiths need ground rules at home: NO S-E-X. But when their wily target Eric Shane turns things topsy turvy, will…

First Date

Summary Meet the Smiths, John and Jane! Strangers who have given up their identities to be paired off by a secretive organization, both in espionage and in marriage. Two peas stuck in one pod. Come along as they run, jump,…

Caramel

Summary A hard service. Our Take This is the show doing what it does best: one long, stressful service that barely lets you breathe. The kitchen chaos feels genuinely earned this season instead of performed, and the quieter beats between…

Focaccia

Summary A seating chart. Our Take A surprisingly tense hour built around what sounds like the most boring task imaginable, and it mostly sells the stress of it. The one-on-one scenes crackle the way this show does best, though a…