Archives Episodes

Wednesday Morning, 8AM

Summary In the hectic thirty minutes that start every day at Whitlock, Jack tries to retrieve his massage chair from Whitlock’s intriguing payroll accountant, Lynette. Durbin and Helen prepare for the morning announcements, and Michelle gives an eulogy. Our Take…

Nuns

Summary Jack is offended when he discovers a local church received a sizable bequest from his dead mother and used it to by a Virgin Mary statue. In an attempt to get revenge, he ropes his students into helping him…

Happiness

Summary With no archrival to combat, Jack sets his sights on a new mission: write the most brilliant philosophy book ever and get out of Toledo for good. Stef and Mary forget a special day for Michele. Helen forgets to…

Drenching Dallas

Summary Jack takes interest in a revenge mission on behalf of the A.P. Bio kids. Mary, Stef and Michelle believe they’ve discovered an otherworldly presence at Whitlock. Our Take A tightly put together episode with more hits than misses. Worth…

Walleye

Summary Jack successfully convinces Miles that Devin is his illegitimate son. Durbin, Mary, Stef and Michelle clash on the Sadie Hawkins dance theme. Our Take Fine. Just fine. A.P. Bio has better hours than this one.

Eight Pigs and a Rat

Summary When one of Jack’s students anonymously reports him for canceling their much anticipated fetal pig dissection, he sets out to find the snitch. Durbin’s chances at Principal of the Year are in jeopardy when the superintendent visits. Our Take…

Durbin Crashes

Summary When Jack casually gives Durbin some marriage advice, it backfires, gets Durbin kicked out of the house, and Jack takes him in. The A.P. Bio kids tell Jack if they can get Miles’ DNA, they’ll learn a little biology…

Rosemary’s Boyfriend

Summary Jack is incensed when his dead mom’s former lover shows up and suggests they commemorate her birthday. Jack taps his students to help him retaliate, but the students’ hands are already full – of crying robot babies. Stef’s kindness…

We Don’t Party

Summary Jack finds out his former girlfriend Meredith needs a venue for a charity fundraiser and has the perfect place: his student Victor’s house. Victor and the other kids are inspired by Jack to party for the first time. Our…

Selling Out

Summary Jack receives an offer from Miles’ publisher to write a book of feel good philosophy that could be his ticket out of Toledo. Durbin accidentally sets off an emotional firestorm when he reveals that while Stef chose Mary as…