Archives Episodes

Surviving

Summary Jeremy Clarkson sets out to diversify, as a way of increasing his annual profit (£144 last year). Our Take Everything Clarkson’s Farm does well, done at full power. Genuinely great television.

Harvesting

Summary After months of hard work Clarkson’s farm arrives at a make or break moment; harvest time. Our Take A standout hour, the kind of episode that justifies the whole series. Clarkson’s Farm at the top of its game.

Fluffing

Summary As the drought drags on and harvest time gets closer, Jeremy and his motley crew have a fearsome list of jobs to complete. Our Take A top shelf classic. If you sample one episode of Clarkson’s Farm, make it…

Melting

Summary Jeremy discovers why British farmers are always complaining about the weather. It’s mostly because it never does what they want it to do. Our Take A masterclass episode, confident, surprising, and completely earned.

Pan (dem) icking

Summary As Covid-19 puts Britain on lockdown, Jeremy suddenly finds that his biggest worries aren’t all related to the upcoming lambing season. Our Take Everything Clarkson’s Farm does well, done at full power. Genuinely great television.

Wilding

Summary Jeremy Clarkson decides to become a naturalist. Our Take Everything Clarkson’s Farm does well, done at full power. Genuinely great television.

Shopping

Summary Jeremy Clarkson decides to open a farm shop to sell his own produce. This sounds like it should be easy. It isn’t. Our Take A masterclass episode, confident, surprising, and completely earned.

Sheeping

Summary Jeremy decides to get a flock of sheep, not realising the added complications these high maintenance animals will bring. Our Take This one earns its reputation: tight writing, real stakes, and a payoff that lands. Peak Clarkson’s Farm.

Tractoring

Summary Jeremy Clarkson embarks on his path towards muddy misery and potential ruin by running his own farm. Our Take This one earns its reputation: tight writing, real stakes, and a payoff that lands. Peak Clarkson’s Farm.

TBA

Our Take Fine. Just fine. The Grand Tour has better hours than this one.