Summary A Reminder from the Office of Student Conduct: God U strictly prohibits hazing. Students should never be called demeaning names, forced to wear humiliating clothes, or treated like any animal. If you see something, say something! No one will…
Summary Worried about the coming culture war and apocalypse? Ride it out in style and comfort! Sustainable septic systems AND Feng Shui! Blast proof and billionaire approved! The world may be burning, but you’ll be 35 feet underground with a…
Summary Facility Code 5827 – USE OF POWERS STRICTLY PROHIBITED. Facility Code 3567 – HANDS MUST BE VISIBLE AT ALL TIMES Facility Code 843 – ANY PERSONAL ITEM DEEMED AN ENHANCEMENT TO YOUR POWER SET WILL BE CONFISCATED. Facility Code…
Summary Congratulations! You secured a VIP ticket to the big fight! Attendees assume all liabilities. You may appear on camera or come in contact with bodily fluids. As a reminder, The Vought International Hotel and Spa forbids outside beverages and…
Summary *This is a campus wide reminder.* All student flyers must be approved by God U administrators before they are posted to community bulletin boards. Please submit all text and graphics to the Office of Student Life ATTN: Stacey, at…
Summary Think you’re a history buff? Think again! Even a know it-all will learn a thing or two in the God U Archives. To book a six hour educational adventure led by the world’s best archivist, contact [email protected] Our Take…
Summary Welcome to a new year at God U! Check out all the super security upgrades around campus! Hear from our new fearless leader, Dean Cipher, during a special welcome assembly! Reunite with old friends in our brand new Victoria…
Summary If you or a human loved one have been injured or killed while working at Godolkin University, you may be entitled to financial compensation. Hundreds of human employees have been victimized by Godolkin students, but the law offices of…
Summary Calling all God U #Hometeamers! Today we’re protesting Socialist Victoria Neuman’s town hall on campus! Let’s show Neuman and her Supe hating woke mob that we won’t put up with their anti-Superhero agenda! THEY WILL NOT CONTROL US! #MakeAmericaSuperAgain…
Summary The Godolkin University School of Crimefighting is excited to announce its newest course offering: THE PSYCHOLOGY OF SUPERVILLAINS! By studying the most well known example of a supervillain, Soldier Boy, the course will investigate what makes a superhero go…